ye gudddz!

Bollock Swine – Gush Gyna Junk-Gyre Geto Garbage:

outrageous & preposterous, fantastical Anti-Listener surrealist blast-blur-gunk-gratecore-grindnoise-blastcore avant-lard intercontinental Korean Japanese screamcore extravagantua – that has to be heard to be believed. so fast, noisy, absurd, milling, paroxysmal, labile, unrelenting, hyperactive & harsh it should be fucking outlawed! ballooning with appallingly odd samples – where hysterical, ultra-esoteric & eccentric obsessions are amplified & overwrought & overstretched then mashed & muddled into the maelstrom to create new hyper-novel extremisms to inflame & intoxify something that already blats in a league completely & totally of its own.

girl & guy Japanese & Korean vocalists that sound like some bloke getting devoured in the open air by a swarm of carnivorous locusts whilst some chick gives birth to a car sideways. there’s also a dog on vocals. yes! a real dog! they actually somehow got a real dog to commence total noisecore histrionic howling vocals, captured it well, & have intermangled it with this apex obscenity (the same was achieved on Wallop Cervix with two pigs).

it’s actually that ridiculous.

rarer than rare, completely stand-alone shit that goes way, way, way-the-fuck- further than anything or anybody else.

886VG – Never Stop Learning:

two new tracks of scorching, cardio-to-cable, premium harsh noise overdrive. biting, rapid, dextrous, almost dare we say – “suave” – whilst remaining utterly destroying, hostile & harsh. gorgeous harsh frequencies & maximalist shock power, crackling & explosive harsh current acrobatics with smudgings of adroitly alloyed synth smash. also hulks superb cut-up glitching, erratic spasticity, mechanical/electronic error & short-circuiting acute seizure episodes.

incinerating, obliterating, invigorating, harsh noise masterclass.

tongue-swelling, sialogogic fluorescent yellow – withdrawn-kids-candy health hazard cassette shell with alternate-directional & mismatching size colour stickers & hand-sprayed contrasting graffiti stencils (thunderbolt & pixelated heart designs), artisan one-panel ultra-thick unglossed card sleeve & fold-out double-sided A4-poster lashed on with varying colours elastic bands, all limited to x303 hand-numbered-fucking-copies.